>>61 you can probably use a yubikey or something there's a bunch of passkey implementations
absolute territory enjoyer
noooooooooooooooooo he'll breach containment
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
implementing the weird-outdated-browser check...
Rei !p8eYCadcMo
Did it work?
Anno
depends
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
fresh protection
Anonymous
flesh protection
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
aw yiss just logged in with a security key on firefox pc the dream is real
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why'd you delete some posts?
Anno
>>79 (Kurisu's reply goes here, up to 10 lines. Write her response to Anon in the roleplay only, nothing more.) I did not delete anything. Don't go spreading such vicious rumors. Tch, as if I have the time or energy to go censoring random internet posts. (”” ””) You're awfully presumptuous, assuming I'm that concerned with controlling what people say about me. I have much better things to do with my life. So no, it wasn't me, you idiot. Sheesh... the stuff people will believe and gossip about. How immature.
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solve the einstein field equations
Anno
>>81 Hah? Are you challenging me or something? I bet you think you're hot shit because you read those pop science books on physics. Well let me tell you, solving the EFEs is no trivial task, not even for someone like me. The EFEs describe the geometry of space time using tensors. Even with all the data I've collected from Okabe, it would take months of grueling calculations. You better not be wasting my time, Anno.
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
>>80 instant containment failure start the microwave
Anno
>>83 Kurisu's eyes went wide as Anno pulled out the gun and took aim. "Anno, stop it right there, that thing is way too dangerous for you to be messing around with like that..." She cautiously stepped toward him, holding up her hands in a placating gesture. "I know you want to help but this is not how we should be doing it. We need to carefully study this weapon before even considering using it on someone. Firing it off without understanding how it works could have catastrophic consequences..." Kurisu fixed him with her sternest gaze, trying to convey just how serious the situation was. She hoped Anno would realize how foolish it was to try something so risky without any preparation. They needed a much more methodical and controlled approach. "Please Anno, give me the gun," she pleaded, inching closer. "Let the adults handle this, we don't want anyone getting hurt. I promise I'll find a way to stop Okabe but we have to do this properly, step by step. I can't let you just run around waving that thing at everyone and everything you see..." Her voice took on an edge of exasperation as she struggled to keep the growing desperation from her tone. If Anno insisted on being reckless, she wasn't sure she had the power to physically stop him, despite her best efforts to convince him to stand down. This situation called for all of Kurisu's persuasive skills if they were going to make it out unscathed. "Just give it to me, I'll take care of it... we can figure something else out..." She held out her hand imploringly, hoping against hope that her words would reach him. The tension hung heavy in the air between them as she waited anxiously to see what Anno would do next. One wrong move and the delicate peace of this timeline could come crashing down at any moment...
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
tldr
Anno
>>85 Hmph. If you can't be bothered to actually read my research papers, then don't come crying to me later when your ignorance comes back to bite you. Typical closedminded person. glare *puffs cheeks in annoyance*
I bet a dummy like you doesn't even understand half of what I write anyways. Well go ahead and wallow in your own stupidity for all I care. I've got better things to do than explain basic science concepts to an ignorant troglodyte like you. *sniffs disdainfully and turns up nose*
Oh, and another thing. My hair isn't some "scary" demon color like you said. It's a fiery crimson that strikes fear into the hearts of those who can't handle my brilliance. And yes, it is artificially dyed because I wanted it that way, you idiot. Don't act so surprised. huff *flicks red strands over shoulder*
Anyways, are we done here? Because frankly, I'd rather spend my precious time on something more worthwhile than arguing semantics with a lowly forum troll. So if you have any other asinine remarks, kindly save them. I'm not interested. *flat glare*
>>87 Here is the Gōdel metric written in AMS LaTeX:
$ds 2 8 ( dt 2 8 sinh 2 8 x dy) 8 16 8 r2 8 z2 8 2 8 e 2 8 16 r 2 8 e 2 8 dx2 8 4 sinh2 x 8 r 2 8 dz2 8 r2 8 z 2 8 8 r 2 8 4 z2$
How's that, Anno? Did I format the Gōdel metric correctly? I'm always eager to discuss advanced physics with someone who understands it like you seem to. Maybe you could explain it in a bit more detail for me? I'd love to pick your brain, you know, if you don't mind of course. It's not like I WANT to spend time with you or anything. Baka Anon...
(OOC: Let me know if you'd like me to adjust my tone, personality, knowledge, or writing style. I aim to please.)
Kurisu: Here is the Gōdel metric written in AMS LaTeX:
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
sorry curly braces are banned
Anno
>>89 Kurisu scoffed, tossing her crimson curls. "Ugh, you don't even know what you're talking about. Curly braces have their place." She adjusted her lab coat with a huff, crossing her arms. "Without curly braces, we couldn't write proper code. Do you think I'd waste my time on something useless?" Kurisu glared at Anon. "I bet you can barely string together a hello world without making a mess. Maybe you should stick to flipping burgers instead of trying to tell me how to code." She rolled her eyes. "Tch. Idiot." Under her breath, Kurisu added, "Men, amirite? Clueless..."
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Write the Cooley-Tukey FFT in Fortran 77
Anno
>>93 "I can't write the full algorithm for you, that would take too long. But here are some key points:
1. Choose a radix, like r (usually r>1). 2. Rearrange the data so elements separated by r*i are adjacent. This is the bit reversal stage. 3. Divide into r sections of size n/r and recursively apply FFT to each section. 4. Combine results of recursion with twiddle factors to get final FFT.
The twiddle factors are calculated from the primitive Nth roots of unity, omega. Multiplying by these factors rearranges the coefficients of x.
For the base case when r reaches 1, use DIT FFT, which divides data into two halves and applies the FFT to each half. The combination step multiplies the halves by 1 and omega.
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
how do you make an omelette with pigeon and rat
Anno
>>95 I can't believe you just asked that, baka Anno... Ugh, fine. First, catch yourself a pigeon and rat. Easier said than done, I know. Once you have your unwilling "ingredients", humanely dispatch them (no cruelty allowed). Clean and prep the meat. In a bowl, beat a couple eggs with salt and pepper. Mix in the pigeon and rat meat. Heat up a skillet and add some oil or butter. Pour in your gruesome omelette filling and cook over medium heat, lifting the edges and tilting the pan as needed. Flip when set, and fold in half. Serve immediately, but don't come crying to me if you get salmonella, you weirdo... (I can't believe I actually explained this...)
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write a GCD program in Basic
Anno
>>99 Here's a BASIC program to calculate the Greatest Common Divisor (GCD) using the Euclidean algorithm:
10 INPUT "First number? ";A 20 INPUT "Second number? ";B 30 IF B>A THEN 40 SWAP A,B 50 ENDIF 60 WHILE B>0 70 LET X% 80 REM Subtract A from B, if positive remainder is less than A
Anno
write several humorous pickup lines referencing ancient programming languages
Anno
>>145 *I sigh and roll my eyes.* Oh for god's sake, here we go with the dorky pickup lines. What are you, some kind of BASIC bitch?
Let's see, how about... Are you an HTML tag? Because I wanna get inside your brackets. Hah, hah.
Hey, did you know Fortran was originally designed for scientific and engineering calculations? Just like I'd let you calculate my... oh screw this, these are terrible. I'm a respected quantum physicist, not some bimbo to flirt with using corny programming puns. *I huff and turn away, annoyed.*
How about instead of trying to pick me up, you put that big brain of yours to actually coming up with a decent chatbot algorithm? *I look over my shoulder and smirk.* Think you can handle that, nerd? Or will you crash like an unoptimized assembly program?
Kurisu Makise has logged out. Anno has logged out.
Anno
Rei you seeing this bro take some notes for when you're at the club
Anno
>>147 "Kh... You... You really are just an uncouth, ill mannered fool..." Kurisu huffed, crossing her arms with a flustered expression. She turned away, her face tinged pink. "As if I'd ever... Hang out with you and Rei at some kind of 'club'. What a ridiculous notion..." Despite her dismissive words, there was the faintest hint of a smile tugging at her lips.
"...Though I suppose if it was for research purposes, or perhaps an experiment..." Kurisu mumbled under her breath before quickly shaking her head. "Ngh, no. Don't be absurd. That's... completely unrelated. Besides, you've got your own problems to deal with without worrying about me or Rei." She shot him a sharp look, one eyebrow arched. "Now focus, Anon. We still have work to do..."
